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“We live in the middle of middle America,” he [Driftglass] said a year ago. “We have been saying, as liberals, ‘This is a divided country.’ There are two Americas out there. You’d better get it through your head: One of them wants to kick the shit out of the other one just to wipe the smug look off our face. They don’t care about policy. They don’t care about the environment. They care about making liberals cry.”

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Make sure the hard-working hands that deliver your cards, gifts, and letters (to the editor AND Congress!) are attached to union members. Print out and affix these "Go Postal Unions!" labels to show your solidarity with - and appreciation for - our USPS work force.

These 300 dpi JPGs are meant to be printed out and attached the the inside surface of your personal mailbox door, where your letter carrier can't miss 'em! They fit these mailbox styles:

DOWNLOAD A: 6.5" SQUARE for traditional roadside mailboxes
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Driftglass and Blue Gal (The Professional Left) are award-winning bloggers who have been writing at their own individual blogs since 2004. Both are also contributors to Crooks and Liars.

After being told at several blogger meet-ups that "they should be on the radio together," the two of them, through the internet magic of Skype, Callburner, Audacity, and loquacity, started their podcast adventure in January of 2010.

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